love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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