6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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