id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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