i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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