its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
please come you make the beer taste better
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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