So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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