Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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