Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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