Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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