you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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