so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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