Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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