So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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