It's Friday. Sex?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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