Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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