Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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