Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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