i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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