margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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