He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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