I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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