just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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