I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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