why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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