Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
