its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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