he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My dick has a subreddit
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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