Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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