can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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