She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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