I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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