i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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