I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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