I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
how drunk are you?
Several
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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