You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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