your room smells of hookers.
And success
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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