Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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