yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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