I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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