I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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