I think im going to throw up on grandma
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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