margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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