Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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