He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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