He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
no you cant smoke seaweed
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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