I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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