I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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