did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I need to sanitize my soul.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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