That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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