Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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