Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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