dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize