my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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