Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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