no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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