through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
This is classic penis vs brain.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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