i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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